My killer ass

It’s probably a good thing this photo is blurry, but as you can vaguely see it’s the remains of a dead spider … on my office chair. I got the shock of my life when I stood up and saw this. At first I couldn’t quite figure out what it was so I asked one of my colleagues. She thought it was just grass and told me to relax but upon further inspection we confirmed it was in fact the remains of a spider, minus 1 leg. The missing leg was about 30 cm away in the middle of my chair. God only knows how that happened. I guess I just have a killer ass.


